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20

Aug

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle)

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(Source: fingerblaster113)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab)

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother