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22

Sep

communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

(Source: communistbakery)

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

officecity:

Series 6: Jim & Michael

officecity:

Series 6: Jim & Michael

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming)

Happy 32nd Birthday Billie Piper (September 22, 1982)

(Source: weeping-who-girl)

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

cute-overload:It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

malcolmxinthemiddle:

im still crying at if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. 

(Source: cuntakinte)